AN ITALIAN GOES TO MALTA……. His story……
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ". I tell her "you don’t understand me… I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
If Italian friends read this.
Dont be offended plz…..Just for fun hehehe