He Said, She Said…
He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the
She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said…It’s not my fault…I ran out of money.
On wall in ladies room: ‘My husband follows me everywhere.’
Written just below it: ‘I do not’
He said… Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.