Man jokes Only for women LOL

Adrian   This is my reaction on ur  women  quots  …….

Man Jokes

How does a man show that
he is planning for the future?
 

He buys two cases of beer. 

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that men can remember them.
 

How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes? 

 Both of them.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 

They don’t stop and ask for directions.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?  

We don’t know;
it has never happened. 

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 

A widow.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and  good looking?

They already have boyfriends.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?     

They’re married. 

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. 

Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:
"So you would love her."
 
"But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you."
 

 

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5 Responses to Man jokes Only for women LOL

  1. Isabel says:

     hahaaaaaahhh!So true all of it lol!
    so finaly today we had a good summer day! This year as been so diferent!
    Oh youre almost going……sooo lucky!
    I miss India and Nepal so much!but this year i dont think I go .. maybe in winter!
    Hey one day i am gonna make you a banner ! Now I have a great program!!
    lots of hugs from ISA

  2. Saksinee says:

    I like them…will share with my husband…haha. 

  3. sonia says:

    Now that is an appropriate "woman’s " point of view to Adrian’s "male" perspective …LOL !! Way to go, sweeti…:) !!!!
     
    It must have been qyite traumatic, sweeti, to see your own mother like that !! You are one of the very few ppl i have met who have not got "hardened" with time,as it is usually seen in the medical profession!! Keep it that way Sweeti,you wd have have touched and will touch many lives 🙂 !!
    My lil girl will be lil’ forever,true 🙂 !! She is at that age where she cannot decide whether she wants to grow up or not!! On one side she wants to be treated like an adult,likes her privacy etc and on the other side still wants to be "tucked " into bed…lol !!
    She is much taller than me,i am 5’4" and she is well over 5’8" at the  moment….towers over me…lol….
     
    Grt that Michael married, Congrats  to the couple and you all !! God Bless !!
    Buddhist wedding shd be quite an experience,i have never attended one !! You will look stunning in the dresses :)…looking forward to the pics 🙂
    House building is a pain …especially in the ass cos thats what you are sitting on while supervising or talking to the contracter and the architect…lol
    Have a grt day Sweeti and tc,
    Love
    Sonia
     
     

  4. Adrian says:

     
     I love it!! (lol) …two cases of beer!..you’re ‘killing me! 🙂
     
      Cheers,
         Adrian

  5. Billy says:

    Hi!
    Hahaha. HEre’s my contribution….
     
    A smart man is one who earns more than his wife can spend.
    A smart woman is one who finds such a man.
     
    Cheers!
    Billy
     
     

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